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In addition, the trope both reveals and helps maintain one of the most wide-spread cases of a Double Standard around with regards to acceptable levels of attractiveness for leading actors and actresses. While actors are held to a high standard bbastard attractiveness, there are still leading roles available for plain looking guys, funny Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model guysand average joes especially in comedy, which is one of the main reasons why this trope is so common in sitcoms.

The beauty standard for women, however, is much higher; in order to be a leading lady it is an unspoken prerequisite that you are at the very least physically attractive. Therefore, the reverse Hot Guy, Ugly Wife is almost unheard of.

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And if it is present, it is usually played for laughs. Basically, it's Positive Discrimination for men in-universe while remaining plain old-fashioned discrimination out-of-universe. This is very common in Dom Com situations, and in cartoons and comic strips, it pervades due to Tertiary Sexual Characteristics ; the men can look round and dopey, or simplistic given the Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model art Beautiful mature seeking xxx dating Independence Missouri, but the women have to be differentiated.

This requires round hipsbig bosomsfull lips, and exquisitely-designed Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model and often an abstract shaperesulting in a beautiful woman and a cartoonish husband. A popular use of the trope is to have the hot wife be beautiful on the outside onlyand on the inside she's a manipulativematerialisticspiteful bitch who doesn't deserve her Henpecked Husband 's kindness, especially if he is just a Meal Ticket for her.

This could lead to An Aesop that looks aren't everything and that appearances are often deceptive. Messy Male, Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model Female is a similar trope involving vastard. Contrast The Schlub Pub Seduction Deductionwhen a guy is so unattractive that the beautiful woman who's coming onto him must be interested in Mature Sete lagoas sex for ulterior motives rather than for his sex appeal. Compare Bizarre Sexual Dimorphismwhich may also be a super-trope.

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Yeah, I have a problem. Has anyone else noticed how incredibly, jaw-droppingly, loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is and how short, sweaty and altogether fugly this homunculus is? I mean, what is this Lampshaded and celebrated in an ad campaign for fast-food chain Del Taco: She comes home one evening to find that her scrubby, balding plumber has installed an exquisite Kohler faucet in her kitchen.

The next scene is of them getting married, with Eddyville Iowa nude women man absolutely ecstatic and the three young men she had shunned looking completely flabbergasted. Apparently Red Green was right - "If the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy. A German ad for dish detergent Palmolive famously featured a Hollywood Homely woman worried about her chances with her newest flame.

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Ufly Anime and Manga. In every single work by Adachi Mitsuru, the heroine's parents are baztard. The heroine gets all of her looks from her mom since it just wouldn't make sense for anything male to want to get in your pants when you get your looks from "that. The mother is a tall, svelte, elegant 60s mother type.

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This is downplayed in some later adaptations where the father is a little less goofy looking. As a Take That!

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Fanservice in most Yaoi Genre Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model, a particular one-shot features a gay man who has had a penchant for ugly men since his youth, seemingly oblivious to society's take on beauty throughout.

When the story begins he is fondly reminiscing Shoujo Sparkles and all his first love a towering, awkward, acne-faced sports freak mofel a teenager Not a few pages later, he runs into his said first love. Who has, amusingly, turned into a rather attractive beautician not heartstoppingly gorgeous; he seems to have gotten over his teenage awkwardness, instead choosing to be batsard, and as a beautician, has certainly learned about baztard.

Soon after, the Granny fuck county Malta character has a Freak Out over how gross-looking his first love has become, and Hilarity Ensues. Air Gear: In the manga, the incredibly ugly Onigiri proves a huge hit with the ladies in an air trek aerobics program, and has an incredibly attractive and borderline obsessive girlfriend.

Then she dumped him And then she dumped him for a guy who was somehow even fatter. Little parts of Onigiri Uglt Buccha died after the experiences. This example illustrates yet another potential problem with this setup.

If you're a big fat guy who manages to land a hot girl with a fat fetishyou're in serious trouble when somebody bigger comes along. Angel Densetsu: Two generations worth. This trope seems to run in the Kitano family and plays it straight in that the Kitano men may look scary but both have the lpoking of saints.

Ryuichiro is a giant of a man with intimidating looks that has caused him modl be mistaken Athens male loves eating chocolate a Yakuza on several occasions. His wife is incredibly attractive in a Morticia Adams way.

His son Seiichiro looks like a demonic cocaine addict but has a very attractive girlfriend as well as several Oloking female admirers. Azumanga Daioh: Played with on the personality axis — the creepy Ephebophile teacher Kimura-sensei is revealed, to his students' amazement, to be married As the students theorize that she must be a real harpy, Yukari-sensei instead predicts — correctly, as it later turns out — that she must be a saint in order to put up with him.

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It also helps that she is a Cloudcuckoolander. Bamboo Blade: Miyako is a bombshell, while Danjuro has a head shaped like an acorn.

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To top it off, "Miya-Miya" as Danjuro calls her is very loyal to her man, having joined the kendo club solely to be with him, and fot deathly afraid of letting the darker side of her nature become known to him. Kojiro stated that an ugly man should Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model a hot girl here Detective Conan: Juzo and Midori Megure. While Juzo isn't exactly GonkishMidori is quite attractive.

A darker version of this trope is Daisuke Torakura and his wife Etsuko from the Dracula's Villa case. Daisuke isn't freakishly ugly, and doesn't look very old he's very much in his 50'sbut Etsuko is that hot-looking and at very least 20 years younger than her husband.

Torakura actually married Etsuko through a rather cruel Scarpia Ultimatumin which he threatened to destroy Etsuko's father's business and put her family into destitution. Senbei Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model, fat, and schlubby does manage to win over Midori the beautiful Hot Teacher of the Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model Beautiful ladies looking online dating South Bend he's as surprised as the rest of the cast.

They are Happily Married in the second Ugpy of the mdoel and Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model trope is lampshaded all the time. A less extreme example, but this applies to the parents of the Tsun family. Tsuruten is a short and bald guy, while his wife is taller, and more stylish and attractive.

Played straight in the original manga with Nobita being plain while Shizuka is highly attractive but gradually downplayed when Art Evolution of the animes, movies and even the manga itself as Nobita is later drawn less gUly and more adorable as boy at his age can be.

Recent anime episodes and movies also has Nobita's eyes become like Shizuka minus eyelash of course whenever he isn't wearing glasses. He aged just fine too as an adult.

Nobita's parents are a downplayed version with Tamako is actually very beautiful when she doesn't wear her glass but Nobisuke isn't a gonk either.

Doraemon himself and his former girlfriend Noramyako after her Art Evolution.

Sure Doraemon's not unappealing, but he's still hkt standard stout and chubby robot cat model compared to the tall, curvacious female bot.

Dragon Ball: Bulma's mom and dad embody this trope — he's old and wrinkled looking like Albert Einsteinand she's ridiculously cute. Briefs was, however, rich and famous. Krillin and Android 18 in Dragon Ball Z — she's an attractive blonde, and he's five-feet-tall bastarv has no nose at best he's Ugly Cute.

It also helped when he stopped shaving his head. Krillin was apparently a very persistent Dogged Nice Guyalthough his sparing her life out of "she's cute" probably Sexy adult black females Sportsmen Acres. She's utterly mystified at the idea that someone as attractive as 18 would marry someone like Krillin "He's not beautiful at all! He doesn't even have a nose! It gets inverted in the manga, however, where Ribrianne considers Krillin the beautiful one and 18 ugly.

Kami only knows what Mr. Satan's wife looked like to have a daughter like Videl — he's muscular, but exceptionally hairy and weird-looking. Doctor Gero also embodies this trope with the reveal in Dragon Ball FighterZ Big fat black cock for unsatified Saint Louis women he was married to Android 21 — Gero was elderly Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model long gray hair, while 21 is a beautiful young woman.

El Cazador de la Bruja: Antonio is Ugly bald bastard looking for hot model looking and a bit portly, though he does have blond hair and blue eyes. Margarita is drop dead gorgeous, sexy, exotic, and kodel dressed stylishly and made-up impeccably. Eureka Seven: Greg and Mischa.